Gwyneth Paltrow reveals why Brad Pitt always looks like whoever he's dating and it's hilarious
If you've spent any time on the internet this past year, you'll be aware that Brad Pitt takes his relationships seriously - so seriously, in fact, that he changes his looks to resemble whatever woman he's currently dating.
Now, whether this is a conscious or subconscious move is yet to be determined, but it sure is amusing.
The theory went viral after Brad's split from Angelina Jolie, due to the internet rehashing his previous relationships. And it sure checks out, when he was with Angie, he went for slicked black hair and sunnies. Jennifer Aniston? Long blonde beach waves. And with Gwyneth Paltrow? An actual blonde pixie cut with a side fringe.
And it doesn't just stop there. Photographs continued to surface of Brad looking identical to other former girlfriends, including Christina Applegate, Juliette Lewis, Geena Davis and Thandie Newton.
When the images went viral, neither Brad nor his exes commented on the theory, well, that is until now.
Actress and Goop founder, Gwyneth Paltrow, took to Instagram to reveal her thoughts on the matter, commenting on a fashion blogger's Instagram of a newspaper article, titled "Brad: The man who likes to look like his girlfriends."
She simply replied, "Or we like to look like him, let’s face it."
I mean, fair.
Gwyneth has proved to be a rather outspoken figure. Just last month, she was lambasted on social media for claiming to have popularised yoga in America.
The Oscar winning actor said she was taken aback when someone in Los Angeles asked her if she had ever practiced yoga.
"I remember when I started doing yoga and people were like, 'What is yoga? She’s a witch. She’s a freak," she asserted.
"Forgive me if this comes out wrong, but I went to do a yoga class in LA recently and the 22-year-old girl behind the counter was like, 'Have you ever done yoga before?' And, literally, I turned to my friend, and I was like, 'She has this job because I’ve done yoga before'."
Now, considering that yoga is believed to have originated in the sixth and fifth centuries BCE by the Indus-Sarasvati civilisation in Northern India, and Gwyneth was born in 1972 in Los Angeles, people were understandably baffled.
"Gwyneth Paltrow: "I discovered yoga. I did yoga before it was cool. You guys wouldn't have yoga if it weren't for me." Every Indian Person: "......um." Cool. Cool cool cool," one Twitter user wrote, while another corroborated "Did not know Gwyneth Paltrow time traveled back 5000 years to give us yoga."
"Yoga has been around for thousands of years and Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she invented it. She is Hollywood’s Trump in terms of narcissism," another added.
"Gwyneth Paltrow is so shamelessly out of touch that she is endlessly fascinating to me. I want to put her in a museum. I want to read a case study on her. I want to take all her money for like 2 hours and see if she can figure out how to cross a street without hiring a driver," a third wrote.