20 utterly brutal responses to texts from exes that will make you shudder
We've all bad breakups, whether you were getting dumped or doing the dumping. I think I can best describe the situation with the titles to Taylor Swift songs: When your Love Story reaches its End Game, sometimes there's Bad Blood, and you can't Shake It Off. I Knew You Were Trouble. Everything Has Changed. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together!
Many people keep their exes in their phone because they can't let go. The poor optimistic fools hold out hope their former lover will take them back, no matter how slim. They're like Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber: When told their chances are one in a million, they reply, "So you're saying there's a chance!"
The Instagram account textsfromyourex shares the most savagely responses to texts from exes. Here are 20 utterly brutal - and hilarious - conversations.
1. I laughed
3. Give me another chnace
4. I hate cleeshays
5. He's cut off
6. How about the VCR repair shop?
7. I hear it's nice this time of year
8. I don't see color
9. It'll be worth millions some day
10. There's good reception underwater
11. They didn't have a good time
12. Taylor's had enough
13. Try asking again
14. It's all in the name
15. Seems like a fair exchange
16. And they say romance is dead
17. But it feels like it was only yesterday
18. Is that an "I'm single" ring?
19. How about Kepler-452b?
20. I think they're getting back together!!!
If you don't get along with your exes, you probably delete their numbers from your phone right now. After a few too many drinks, you might reach out, and find yourself on the receiving end of one of these savage burns. And as you look at your phone, shocked, your ex might respond with the title of a Taylor Swift song: Look What You Made Me Do.
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