Guy gets hilariously trolled after accidentally starting a group chat with all the women he's messaging
When a man meets a woman on the Internet, what can he text to get her interest? Should he write a Shakespearian sonnet or a Drakian rap about her beauty? Should he ask about a common interest, like Harry Potter or Westworld? Or should he send a photo of his junk, followed by another photo of his junk from a different angle? Decisions, decisions. (The third option is a terrible idea, though.)
Well, here's a cautionary tale for those of you seeking love on Snapchat: Beware the story of Kyle! He tried to send the same message to multiple women at once - hey, it's a numbers game, right? But instead, he accidentally created a group chat with all of the women he messaged. To paraphrase Chandler from Friends, "Could this be any more awkward?" No, Chandler, it could not. But it was also hilarious. One of the ladies, Elizabeth, shared screenshots of their group chat on Twitter.
The conversation begins with the women immediately realizing what happened, because they're women. "Kyle probably wanted to send nudes to all of us, but ended up creating a group," observes one. "Happens to the best," says another. "We should kick him out of the group and just send nudes to each other," quips a third. And here's where the chat - brilliantly entitled 'Kyles fuck up' - gets interesting. One lady facetiously suggests sending nude photos, and the others reply they're "so down."
The women quickly realize they're into women, too. "Girls do it better," observes one lady. Another agrees, exclaiming, "Sometimes I wonder why I still date men!!" Now they're flirting, and not even joking about it. Congratulations, Kyle! You're a matchmaker.
As the conversation continues, Kyle gets kicked out, and the women confess their attraction for each other. "HOW R U ALL SO HOT," writes one. "Welcome to the gay zone," says another. "This is such a dream wow" gushes a third. "Okay seriously I actually love girls so if any of you wanna f---." (Presumably they shared photos with each other, in a part of the group chat not posted.)
In the final screenshot, the women observe their good luck, as strangers who never would have met, if not for Kyle's embarrassing screw-up. "kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult," says one. "He's such an idiot," agrees a second. "This is the best thing I could've possibly woken up to oh my god," declares a third. "yeah wow we can live our niche sapphic fantasies," concludes a fourth. Sadly, the chat ends here, but hopefully a movie studio buys the rights, because I would watch this film!
Well, maybe this accidental group chat wasn't such a bad idea after all. Multiple souls were brought together, bonding over their shared opinion that Kyle is an idiot. Sadly, no romance blossomed for him, but perhaps romance blossomed for them. Or maybe they were just trolling, to mess with his head. Either way, his mistake is our entertainment. Thanks, Kyle!