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73-year-old escort reveals the one thing men with micropenises should never do
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A 73-year-old escort has revealed how she deals with clients with micropenises, and the one thing they should never do.
Caroline Vee, 73, has made a lucrative career in sex work after previously being celibate for 40 years, turning to escorting later in life.
Through her line of work, Caroline has seen it all - and is now sharing her advice for callers on Four Nine's OnlyGrans Hotline.
She opened up on her experiences with men with micropenises to help a recent caller, having seen several men with smaller than average appendages.
Caroline revealed: "There was this couple, and I think they went swinging so that he could play with other women, because it wasn’t suitable for her.
"I did play with him at this swinging club - there are women that would like that. It’s a question of whether or not you would, or will it always be a bit of a thing, a bit of an issue."
She added: "With my clients, yeah I’ve seen all sizes from tiny to huge, and everything in between.
"It’s a question of is it tiny because that’s all you can see or is there more to it but it’s hidden and you have to coax it out? Because it depends on the build of the guy.
"The larger guys, you have to hunt. And we know that every one reacts differently. Some, when they’re flaccid, don’t grow a lot, others start off tiny and suddenly ‘wow, where did that come from?’, and everything in between, again."
She admitted: "So, the tiny ones that don’t actually grow, I would struggle with, personally."
When asked if the men she sees are self-conscious about their micropenises, Caroline explained: "I’ve never met a man that wasn’t conscious of it, and embarrassed by it. And quite often they will tell me beforehand, before we’ve even met, ‘I just need to tell you…’
"Sometimes, if they just arrive, they will say ‘I’m sorry but this is all I’ve got.’ They ask if it’s a problem for me, and I say nothing is ever a problem like that, you deal with it and you make the best of it.
"I sucked a very small penis for a long time, and eventually got him to have his orgasm and shoot his load. It didn’t happen inside, but it happened through oral."
While there are ways to make sex with a micropenis work, Caroline says there is one thing they should always avoid - watching porn, as it could make their insecurities worse.
"With regards to porn, that makes it worse for the guys because they see everybody on porn with a big one," Caroline explained.
"Obviously that’s going to make them insecure, so that really doesn’t help at all. Because it’s the same with all porn - it’s all false.
"The most important thing is that you realize it’s not all about the penetration, and there are loads of other things that you can do with a lady.
"When you find the right lady, she will be perfectly happy with the size of it, and I’m sure you will have a lot of fun. So go on, go for it."
A micropenis is defined as a "fully and normally structured penis that is significantly smaller than the average size", and is diagnosed if the stretched penile length for an adult male is 2.67 inches (9.3 centimeters) or less, per the Cleveland Clinic.
Catch the rest of Caroline V's advice to callers on Tea At Four's OnlyGrans Hotline on YouTube now.